Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
If someone cleans their bathroom and shaves their crotch for you you kinda have to admit the relationship to facebook
I woke up with a random mailbox in my room with a note that said "this should probably be returned. Happy Thursday!"
My professors need to stop cancelling class. Bad things happen when I have too much free time on my hands. Bad things.
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
I was just laying in bed wondering if there's more important things in life than cheese stuffed pretzels.
WHY DOES HE HAVE TO CALL WHEN I'M MASTURBATING?! This time I'm really pissed. It's like he knows he's depriving me of orgasms.
His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
He almost got to me tonight but then I was like fuck it I'm going to dance with a teli-tubby on the bar so fuck you
If I show up to the mall alone looking like I do to purchase a vibrator and some Japanese food, I would judge me too.
He was wearing running shoes tho. Thats like the cardinal rule. You don't fuck a guy who wears running shoes as regular shoes.
I think I pulled a muscle in my tongue.
sorry? thank you? I love you?
I just told my mormon professor that I was late because I was getting a STD test... good start to the day.
you know maybe it wouldnt be so bad if it hadnt happened before. At least I didnt blow him this time
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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