that's the second time you've been mistaken as a prostitute. maybe life is trying to tell you something
its my fault though, i'm wearing tights
you're hiking in tights? you remind me of dennis quaid's fiance in the parent trap
she thought don quixote was a type of tequila.
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
I love seeing you outside of a bar. It's like seeing a dog walk on its hind legs
Im going to need an iv of taco bell after this.
I have a feeling that watching gay porn with you was the reason I was dancing in a hurricane of floating dicks in my dream last night.
Pissed along side the highway while waving at all the traffic... if thats not a sign of a productive night to come then idk what is
I have to be more responsible. I've dropped three lighters into my bong today.
Best sex of my life. But I think it's because I like his apartment. Really nice bed sheets. High vaulted ceilings. I wanted to lay there forever.
You're getting old. Was it located in a nice school district for your future offspring?
My passport was stamped in Canada two weeks ago. One step closer to uncovering wtf happened that night
do you ever just look around and think about how great it is to have depth perception? Like it's really, really cool when u think about it
He said he remembers me...standing on a snowy roof, smoking a blunt, yelling "you're pretty fly for a white guy" at him. Sounds about right.
We took three cabs to get home, the first one dropped us off a block away, so we went back to the hotel and tried again
i'll...probably just offer you drugs?
i'll...probably take them in all honesty
before i went to bed i wrote myself a note that says 'i feel all swirly'
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