I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
i learned of a new sex move called the pterodactyl. 3 guys stand in a row. 1 girl blows the one in the middle while jerking off the other two. kids these days!
Yaeh! Back in our day we had to wait our turn for some party whore to blow us!
well there you go. the average partycunt evolved into megapartycunt just like scientists predicted.
i asked him how he could stand the smell of skunk. his answer was "it smells like good weed"...
I keep finding coffee grounds in my vagina
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
I can't. I can't get out. He cooked me food. And made me jager bombs. And painted a glow in the dark smilie face on my boobs
It was like getting head from an anaconda
you referred to yourself as the crossing guard because of your neon shirt and began directing bar traffic
The trashcan full of everclear punch caught on fire...you should probably come home now.
I don't know. I just thought I'd put my drinks in my bag and go on an adventure. Like a drunk Bilbo Baggins.
And i have once again masturbated to an amazing soundtrack. what a time to be alive
Mom told me you snuck booze into a concert in a cheez its box...I have never been prouder to be related to you
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
He’s exactly what I’m looking for: he’s got a broken heart, a working penis and a new boat!!!
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