Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
he started yelling "this is my pussy" mid thrust
I drank mimosas and played bocce ball in the middle of finals week...now i know how Comm majors feel all the time.
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
I enjoyed our heart to heart in the trunk on the way to the stripclub
Just used my boobs as a ramp to guide ramen into my mouth.
I feel like our low point of the night was when we had to start chasing with ice cubes and wheat thins.
let's make a party pact right now just as precaution for this trip: ill make sure you don't piss yourself if you make sure I don't bang my cousins friends. deal?
Figured out why that fly won't leave. It keeps buzzing through my weed smoke
Fly high, Fly.
Our motto for the night: BLACK OUT OR BACK OUT.
That's our motto every night.
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
One day I'm gonna have to send my roommate a "sorry I got high and forgot you were in the room and masturbated next to you" fruit basket
So basically he is jobless, a potential serial killer, and has poor taste in music? We simply don't have time for that.
Haha I had a heart to heart with a stripper so I would say it was a success?
My friend just got engaged and I'm setting vibrators on fire.
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