just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.
That's when you crack a 10am beer
sitting in an airport in detroit. just saw a commercial for detroit tourism with kid rock as a spokesman. reason # 1458 to never visit this city.
you are the sluttiest virgin ive ever met
thanks it was an honor just to be nominated
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
she went apple picking. why dont we do cute things like that? let's go to a pumpkin patch!
because we're not cute. we're sluts. and sluts don't go apple picking.
I swear I only do things like fuck 19 yr olds just to hear how you laugh when I tell you.
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
Well I knew we were drunk when I told you it was a good idea to shit in the ocean
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
Also I'm sitting home alone with a big ass bowl of marshmallows right now just eating. It's so sad.
PLEASE. I won't throw up on the floor this time. Or fuck in the bathroom. Or dance on the pool table. So PLEASE.
im looking at the positives. number one it stopped me from hooking up with vince infront of his girl, number two it gave me something to do instead of throwing up and number three i fuckin rocked his world
Um I got a ride home from the bar with two random boys and one tried to bang me on my parents riding mower
And I’m prepared, because I'm in it to win it (and by win I mean get railed hard)
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