It doesn't count as drinking alone if you're making rum cake with it.
She just ended a sentence with "and he doesn't even mind my herpes..."
I found a big gulp cup full of vomit in my freezer, are you behind this?
i have a wrist watched drawn on my wrist that it says shot o clock
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
I think I may be stoned foreverrrrrrrrr. The earth has been around for a long time.
nothing can ever be as bad as the night i blacked out, updated my fb status to i need a pity fuck and then passed out for 13 hours.
it's not like I want to die, I just want life to stop for a little bit. how does that work?
I am. I woke up on someone's front lawn dressed as max Payne also be proud.
Sorry I sent you a video of a singing reverend last night, I was really high.
I just fell down my stairs, guess that's how my sunday is gonna go
i think im in europe. pls send help
Also: that bruise on my leg where you left like 3 sets of teeth marks keeps getting run into the corners of desks and shit. And I can't even complain to anyone at work
I'm praying to the gods of sex we both get laid this weekend. Amen. Love you
She started crying because the Rugrats grew up
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