just the thought makes me want to clean my vag with a clorox wipe
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
I'm going to go hang out on a giant wooden pirate ship for 5 days.
I think a girl in front of me glued an ugg tag to a weird pair of boots.
It's hard for me to sext him when the picture i see on my phone when he texts me is his facebook default of him and his girlfriend.
im wtih 32a right now bc 34d is on her period. now i know how girls feel when their hookups go from magnums to regulars
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
I don't even know where to begin....there's queso sauce and public hair stuck to everything
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
How do I go about this? "Hey, its my birthday in 40 minutes. Would you like to come over for some sex? Also, please bring snacks"?
You don't realize how cold it really is...I poured my bong out the second floor window and icicles hit the ground.
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
I just fixed my mom's tv over the phone in 2.17 minutes while high. I'm a fucking professional.
We need some Captain and Fanta. That shit will change your life. Sidenote, bring an IV drip to hook me to in the morning
you better come over.. I need a witness to help prove the couch talks to me
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