Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
I just saw Sharon Stone's cootch in high def. I think I'll stay gay.
i feel like i want to date him just so i could be besties with his penis
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
someone should tell her that easter eggs aren't meant to be dildos.
Lowest moment of my life just occurred. I literally threw up all over myself in front of my parents.
Peter invited his little brother to smoke with us and he is trying so hard to pretend he's done it before. When he saw the weed he was like "hell yeah!" and everyone got completely silent and just looked at him
But I always wanted my obit to read "Died violently in casino orgy," not "Never woke up from rectal surgery."
It seems to me that once you begin comparing Jesus to hercules and calling him a super pimp you should put the wine away...
there is an extreme lack of margarita in my mouth.
so the x-ray technician didnt buy my story of falling off a curb. she said a fall of that height couldnt snap the bone that way. bitch called me a drunken idiot too. if she wasnt so hot i'd be angry
Please come and kill me with a brick you dont even have to be nice about it just smash myfucking skull in this is the worst hangover ive had for at least a week
I woke up on some strangers couch covered in salad mix and oatmeal cream pies. The struggle is absolutely real.
I'm glad you found someone that both loves you and is cool doing coke off your tits. Proud of you.
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