Hey you
You're the only one I'll text back during sex. what's up?
i think i just puked on my phone
we live great lives
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
i keep forgetting that not all of my female friends are bisexual.
couldnt find a condom. used a surgical glove instead. actually worked and the sex was great. thanks nursing school
Oh trust me, i am. It's like magic, but instead of rabbits and doves its orgasms- He just keeps pulling them out of nowhere.
We fucked in his mom's shower and all I could think about was being too old to be sneak banging while someone's mom was out of town and how much mildew was on the shower curtain. Fuck you, Adulthood.
I got laid and laid off at a conference in long beach all on the same day
Eh. They balance each other out
Who the fuck superglued glowsticks to my arm.
He was literally going down on me and giving me a foot rub AT THE SAME TIME. What more can I ask for?
He's in the same dorm as me. We are sharing a laundry room, gym, and cafeteria. I'VE ALREADY COMMITTED DORMCEST AND MOVE-IN DAY ISN'T UNTILL NEXT WEEK!!!!
She came out of my bathroom wearing nothing but high top Converse, a leather jacket and a tongue stud. I love rock bars.
I snuck a teenager into a club last nite, I felt like such a criminal. It was Awsome
When have you ever know me to go too far?
Besides the alcoholism, the HR issues, and getting fired from Best Buy for tackling a display?
Yeah. Besides those.
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