erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
You were pretty fucked up... decided playing hopscotch down the stairs was an excellent idea.. it was extremely entertaining
For once I'm glad there wasn't morning sex. Yes, that sore from the night before.
Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
I just made easy mac in my blender. Beat that.
She was about to go down when you guys iced me. Thanks bro
If I send you a picture of the guy passed out in the bath tub, will u be able to identify him?
Passed out on her toilet. Dog licked my face to wake me. Awkward talk with her boyfriend, who hadn't been home last night. Not sure exactly what town I'm in, but I'm south. Will call for ride when I figure it out.
I woke up this morning at 8 to my roommates still drunk, hanging out on the roof, and screaming at bikers. They couldn't figure out why they were into it.
U thinks that's bad? He told me that he had to envision high school wrestling in order to bust a nut with some girl
You get home okay?
I'm pantless and in bed
That doesn't mean you're at home.
We peed together in a dark alley while holding hands. That is a bond that can never be broken.
Is it okay to thank someone for the orgasms they gave you, even though they weren't with you?
Called my house today and my 10 year old brother answered and asked if I was still in jail
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