Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
I looked up to you, until I saw her walk out of your room.
Can we just schedule bi-weekly fucks and bypass all the bullshit?
Most guys don't get turned on by "skinny, gangly legged girl with glasses laying in bed touching herself." You better start working on your diction if you're gonna keep up the sexting.
Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
didn't know how to tell his mom I was confused about how long we'd been together because we banged for a full year before making it official
Hey we need to step our game up. Dad has us beat; he stole a vending machine once.
my hip hurts so fuckin bad. and I just found a half eaten burrito in my nightstand drawer.
I can taunt you with whatever I want. Like batman and sex.
The worst part about getting "creative" and by that i mean baked is that i just wanna get laid right now and all im doing is eating nachos
The $10 cab ride turned into a $60 cab ride when you puked down the back of his seat trying to whisper in his ear. He was a trooper though, he came into to wash off in the sink and still tried to get your number.
It's my birthday weekend! I'm getting a Brazilian and he's going to fucking Arkansas. Where the fuck are his priorities?
I did just chug a pint glass of wine during a solid round of masterbation, so I believe I am ready for bingo.
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
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