I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
I know i should have focused more on what you were saying in the text rather than the fact you spelt "suicidal" wrong
I'm on my fifth double. This night is getting better whether it likes it or not.
He pocket texted me while I was blowing him in the car...What are the odds?
Considering how often you blow him,high.
You were fucking on a porch at a party, not much privacy should be expected
I wish they'd wear their tampons on the outside. At least gimme some warning
My name in their phones is "That Girl". If i can't get it to go away, I might as well live up to it.
I pissed myself at the bar so I threw away my wet underwear and kept partying... you act you've never done that before
WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WE'RE WATCHING BIRTHING VIDEOS!!!!
His 21st birthday is in the middle of shark week, it's meant to be.
You know being hammered seven days in a row can do serious damage to your liver.
Text me on Monday and make sure I'm still alive
I was using my Beauty and the Beast blanket as a makeshift skirt because no pants
i rearranged my furniture so i could masturbate in the sun. how's that for spring cleaning?
Still, being medically ordered to stuff things in your vagina is amazing.
Randomize
