**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
I may have a concussion but the symptoms are the same as a hangover so I can't tell. Best 21st ever.
she kept peeing on everything and yelling it was now her property.
Were betting on little kids falling and racing for a drinking game at the wedding.
Drinking down Plan B with a 5 hour energy. Winding down welcome week in style.
this weekend destroyed me...my brain feels like the curly fry at the bottom of the bag. GAhhh come save me
that's ecstasy for ya. now I'm kinda in the mood for jack in the box.
I just had a vision of confetti exploding out of someone's vagina to the sound of air horns... I think that would be welcoming.
I like the way you think.
I'm going through our high school yearbook trying to find what boys I want to hook up with this summer. We graduated four years ago. That's a problem.
Also, thank you for letting me cry in your lap on the bathroom floor. I can't remember if I was clothed at that point, but if I wasn't, extra thank you.
I have feelings that need drinking.
you don't even have a vagina so you don't get to tell me what to put in mine
Update: I just threw up in between cars in the parking lot of magic kingdom.
My brother is so high right now he's eating frozen peas and called them "fucking delightful"
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