found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
Skinny jeans should not be made in size 14. Then, it's just a lie.
just when i thought things couldnt get worse, the batteries died in my vibrator.
I had a pretty decent weekend -- aside from dropping the baby on her head. That.. That I feel bad about.
oh, it's pms. I almost cried yesterday bc my roommates didn't seem perky enough when I got home.
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
At this point, I really just need a sign in sheet for my vagina.
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
i got a standing ovation for bringing skittles to the party
I take your giggles as a yes to operation McLaxitives?
I just made the answer to all my security questions "fuck you" with various levels of ! marks. I may regret this in the morning.
Just gave a blow job while wearing a shirt that says 'world's coolest mom' idk how my conscience feels...
When we were texting for those few weeks, I some how established a crush on you. And its weird and wild and stupid and silly. But these things just have to be said sometimes to determine what's real and what is infatuation. And to suffer the consequences of five am drunk philosophy. No regrets.
I was chasing pulls of fireball with bites of a bagel and yelling at people to take tequila shots with me. I shouldn't be allowed to go out alone.
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
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