Wish i knew that 10 minutes ago when i told him to dance with my blackberry while i got another drink
yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
I'm so hungover. I just keep eating the otter pops I'm trying to use to get rid of my hickies.
I think i'm going to homewreck at this Disney on Ice show.
If you need anything just hit me up
Pancakes
Noted.
when my phone is in portrait view you can just assume i've been watching porn. that's the only thing i want to see in full view.
I need to wear something that says I would have sex with you but I'm not going to
Hold me and let me compliment your butt
You were more fun when you didn't have morals.
Shut up. You had me at killer robots. Your place or mine?
Mmm vodka always tastes better when i know i have work at 8am
She said she hasn't cheated on me in 7 and a half days and she'd like praise for that.
I think the heterosexuals across the hall are negotiating about breeding. How do I figure out which one is against it and back them up?
Randomize
