Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
Cops showed up at 4 am to address a noise complaint and she called them pussies for not doing shots with us.
Bars not open yet, I feel like a desperate alcoholic wandering around outside.
and unfortunately for you, hallmark doesnt make a "sorry i was getting a blowie in the backseat of your car while you were driving, projectiled my jizz onto your hand, and caused you to crash" card
My mom is helping me re-arrange my room to make New Year's more hook-up friendly
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
I went from looking for a bong to home decor in a 10 minute span. This is what being an adult is all about!
So, what my linguistics project should really be called is "I happen to sleep/makeout with a lot of bilinguals and am now using them to help me graduate"
I'm sitting on the toilet eating a taco... I feel like a female Elvis.
Out of ten? A seven. You pulled your shorts down to your ankles, jumped into the pool and announced you were a merman.
How do I let my trainer know I'm only at the gym so I can get in more intense sex positions?
You went outside, peed in the front yard, and asked me to bring you some toilet paper.
my personal favorite... An "I'm sorry you broke your finger and cant play sports for awhile" blowjob!
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