...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
I hate all girls vehemently.
I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
I'm getting drunk watching the disney channel. Is this a main reason why we aren't together anymore?
We fucked standing up with my right leg over his shoulder. Thank you mom and dad for having once enrolled me in gymnastics. It has finally paid off
Some are given great drunkenness. Others have great drunkenness thrust upon them, in the form of ice storms.
Come get your boy. He's cuddling with a bag of rice on the floor.
Between the uncertainly of my bowels today, and the distance the bar is to my house, remember I am doing this for you and our mutual appreciation of alcoholism.
If you need to be the damsel in drunken distress make sure it's before 3.
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
Nothing like waking up and having two guys who aren't your boyfriend talk to you about their hard dicks before 9 am.
That portable toilet under the bed? Turns out it was a tuba. Explains alot.
I should never have to text my best friend asking if she eloped again last night.
Woke up at 8am and asked if she had coffee.... She handed me a shot of tequila...
I knew she was the one when we had sex to the halo soundtrack.
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