she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
Thats about the time I should have known you would run around naked and try to make out with my sleeping mother
I seriously need 2 stop fake jacking off in peoples faces at work...the I.T. Guy just showed me the security surveillance tapes.
you'll be glad to know I got kicked off the microphone at a bar in Breckenridge last night thanks to my country rendition of all star
You said "i miss him" not "i miss his dick." You're getting emotionally attatched. Shame.
and she just brought her bike into the shower with her
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
No really tho I'm wearing a chucky cheese shirt and yoga pants. If that doesn't scream no sex idk what does
You kept asking her which dick pills worked the best. She's a grandmother.
He rolled up to the party in an ice cream truck. He was definitely my first priority
I'm using my ex bfs phone number to look up his Kroger card so I can get a discount on condoms...yep this is my life
There's a website where you can order a pile of horse shit to be dropped on a persons doorstep. So that's another option.
After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
mcfuck me up
MCFUCK ME UP INSIDE
You really do take on your dog's personality she sounded like her pug breathing when we were going at it.
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