I just put my retainer in and it tastes like weed
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
She got a tattoo in memory of her cat, my attratcion to her is no more.
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
Yeah well I used to see how many bud lights I could slam down during the pledge of allegiance, my record was 4, but I could do better now.
Our funnel is on top of our neighbors roof.
I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
The alcohol just runs so smoothly thru my veins.
lets talk about you, dubstep, and a bunny suit.
We're shaving superhero symbols into our pubes. I call dibs on Batman.
This guy dressed as a piece of paper for Halloween, I felt it was only necessary to sign his penis
Technically, I traded a soft pretzel for sex last night...
It's like Jesus got stoned and this would be the sandwiches he'd make
So I just had breakfast and then sex in a parking garage before he went to school and thus I am loving my life
My goal is to have my roommate find me sprawled out in the middle of my floor naked and passed out. Maybe with some Alfredo chicken hanging out of my mouth. I don't know, we'll see where this goes.
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