Here's my recipe for happiness. Go get a pen. 1. smoke a bowl 2. put on explosions in the sky 3. take a bath. Do this for about 1 hour or until all your problems go away.
there's a wrestler here in a Ferrari//puma hoodie who is telling girls his win//loss record as a pickup line.
At the T-Rex bar with my nephew...only in Disney can I have a beer and a soda at the bar with a 4 year old
we seriously had to hang a plastic bag on his ears so he could throw up right into it.
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
Dude, at this rate we're going to get arrested a second time tonight.
Wait does semen show up on blood tests?
Doc gave me something stronger than Xanax. The pills have your last name imprinted on them. This cannot be coincidence.
hahaha every time i hear a motorcycle i think about that one time you almost died
Thanks for the flashbacks you prick.
My mother is even happier about me having a sugar daddy than I am
I mean, except for the part where I was vomiting up pineapple and hot sauce, it was a really fun time.
I'm up in my room and I just saw a naked guy sprint out into the streets from my mom's party downstairs
I wouldn't be able to live with myself if I blew a Trump supporter.
Oh god establish a safe word
I'm going to! Pineapple.
The date did not go well. Turns out I once set her brother on fire.
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