i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
well, 500 bucks doesn't grown on trees, and i need that bear suit for any chance of vagina access.
Chasing tequila with honey. Ill let you know how it turns out.
I think they were cool with it, they should have know if I was the host of the baby shower it was going to involve a keg and jager shots.
No, I don't not want an upside down piggyback ride. You're drunk and there are rocks.
Sharing a bathroom with a guy sucks. I always have to set an alarm for the middle of the night just so I can take a dump. Poop text btw
Your smile makes me feel like I'm frolicking through a field of gummy bears.
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
Pride is not for the college student young Padawan. Tequila is for the college student.
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
Ran into my statistics professor at the bar, he chugged a car bomb and yelled "x bar mothfucker!". On average I'm loving this PhD program.
What kind of true American would I be if I didn't just smoke weed in my bathrobe on my back porch in the middle of suburbia on 4/20? #stepmomoftheyear
I was like sure, i'll have a drink or two to end the night early. Next thing i know theres a ton of dudes in my house and like 3 gallons of wine. I cant do anything in moderation.
5 seconds ago I had no idea that a fart could travel so fastly thru the tanning bed. I taste it in the back of my neck.
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
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