never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
I know. I need to get a vagina tranquilizer.
I heard you were walking home with taylor with your dress completely up and your ass exposed
Yeah, that sounds like my life.
You'd be amazed at how difficult it is to find pics of the helicopter dick
I am very proud of your internet skills
I made her orgasm until she cried. Four years of only having sex with dudes and I've still got it.
He's such a champ. He puked on purpose just so he'd be coherent enough to roll this blunt
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
FRIENDS DON'T LET FRIENDS WASTE THE LAST ADDERALL.
I told him I felt we were at the point where if I saw him talking to another girl, I'd probably choke him out. So I guess you could say things are getting serious.
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
I can't ever look his wife in the eye again. She will see right through my soul to his dick pic.
I called 911 when they kicked me out of the bar last night.
When we get drunk one of us ends up running off and fucking someone in an inappropriate place, like the roof of the restaurant, or Greece, while the other convinces people not to worry and not to go looking. That good sir is a real mother fucking friendship.
Thats what I'm talking about
He went down on me and then made me breakfast in bed. He's a man you can bring home to mom.
She lured me back to her place with pizza and tits. I was totally helpless
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