Pappa wants mamma naked
so this carnie looked at me and said "the ride in my pants is funner." i wet myself.
They should really pass out barf bags in church
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
A friday without alcohol is hardly a friday at all
Are you still at the party or did I leave?
I will take a blow job from a dude that kinda looks like a girl at this point
You want a summary? Scottish women that start drinking at 7 am. Cherries soaked in moonshine. Japanese beer. Old men smoking stuff that I'm pretty sure is illegal here and in Japan. One is doing a karaoke striptease. There's your summary.
I just bought 7 working mopeds off a guy for $300. We are 60% of the way to our gay biker gang dream.
He started tongueing his parfait and told "thats what I'd to your ass" in the middle of Starbucks. Of course i brought him home
If my eyeballs could make a sound to describe how they feel they would just say uhhhhhhhhggggggghhhhhh.
I really need to curb my attractions to blondes with tattoo sleeves, firearms and alcoholism
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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