i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
details?
alcohol + bed + penis = sex
i told him i was gay. he said that gay guys are supposed to be pretty.
She wouldn't stop telling me the story of the penis and how she got laid.
9 of the 12 girls i had sex with in college are on facebook
it was an ugly road back then. i'm sure time hasn't been friendly.
The girl sitting next to me in class is writing her to-do list under the title 11/31.
im spending all my christmas money on new years parafanalia aka things I will ingest or lose by the next morning
We call it lazy sex. We just lay next to each other and help each other masturbate. that way we can both be on bottom.
You were outside the bathroom the gay guy was puking in, screaming "IT GETS BETTER!" over and over again. Good message, poor execution.
Sorority life is like alcoholic girl scouts, plus douchebags in polos.
You, me, naked, mistletoe, fifth of jack, gallon of lube, condoms, Cheetos, handcuffs, rope, along with no morals, inhibition or judgment. That's all I want for Christmas.
Have you ever had chicken nuggets while high? Because it tastes like hearing the Beatles for the first time
He will be so fat that the winter can not penetrate his blubber.
are you drinking tonight?
I have an exam tomorrow
so yes.
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
This is a hangover from hell. Delivered by the devil himself.
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