Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
After 4 hours of foreplay he passed out and almost immediately peed in my bed. Naked. Like a fountain. Then tried to deny it in the morning by saying he just sweats a lot.
pretty sure mid blowjob I told him I needed to call you and ask you if this was whore-ish. He hid my phone from me.
i havent had this much fun since the last time i farted and it created a boner.
I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
apparently i was cut off before i even walked in
apparently we spent 30 minutes inside that big Nike store turning all of their Duke gear inside out. for some reason the employees didn't stop us.
I always congratulate people on their vaginal emancipation.
God I need to stop before there's a picture of my dick on my mom's phone.
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
How's my sex life is me mastubating next to her dog. that's how it's going.
Can you hurry up? Jamie just challenged my ex boyfriend to a duel and someone honest to God handed her a sword?
She didn't have her own?
You sending me our unborn, unfertilized babies' names is not what I envisioned when you said you'd "drunk text me later".
Drunk me bought a cell phone last week and began texting sober me. The conversation between the two is still on going.
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
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