BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
I woke up to his little sister feeling me up. I guess it's time to meet the family.
at this point every shot is just a haymaker to my liver
Just had a flashback of dry humping a man lying in the street while Jim (dressed as santa) screams 'HAVE YOU BEEN A GOOD BOY?!'
Bon Iver should never be played when you just ate shrooms.
Well, I just did coke with a drag queen in a bathroom so that's the direction this night is taking
Well I can't go home with anyone tonight bc I stuffed my bra
I think the worst was the guy who sent me YouTube videos about how age doesn't matter, and then a link for natural breast enhancements. Kill me.
My boob is missing a layer of skin
Are you doing that thing where you're convinced I made a terrible decision
Daily.
30-degree weather + Metal Cockring Monday = really hard to pee.
In your alcohol circus, can my act be juggling men? Let's be real, I can juggle multiple dick buddies better than a professional
Jello shots? I thought you weren't drinking tonight.
Im not drinking im slurping
we bonded over knowing every word to freaky gurl by gucci mane so it’s kinda starting to make sense why I gave him head in his cul de sac
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