you never know, standards drop, they turn gay, shit happens.
We were just about to get down to business and shes like oh the olympics! and jumped up and turned on the tv. cockblocked by freestyle skiing. seriously?
Who won mens moguls?
That canadian guy... bilodeau... but you're missing the point, dude.
you'll never guess what i found when i got home...
a cake, in the toilet
if that's jizz on my steering wheel i'm gonna be pissed...and impressed.
You just begged me to mute the porn and watch her ass bounce while listening to dubstep the whole time.
The only requirement is that his name is Kevin... All other factors don't matter to drunk me. Drunk me likey Kevins.
So I think I might just embrace the awkwardness and say he fingerblasted her cause thats the greatest word in existence
sleeping in bed with your booty calls married sister...you're the stuff heroes are made of.
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
If my bootycall doesn't bring over a Baconnator, I swear to fucking God, I'm not letting him in. The hunger is that real. Forget his Persian dick.
Drunk me really does appreciate that sober me made a list of movies to watch when drunk it saves so much time
Men are too sensitive. They need to learn to handle me.
This is worse than naked and afraid. This is drunk and confused.
I am going to bedazzle the shit out of your Basilisk costume.
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