so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
gotta love it when a reminder comes up on your phone and u think u forgot about a meeting or something then u read it and its only to remind me to go to the titty bar at 3
wow... just woke up to find out that the OJ we used in my bong last night was poured back into the carton
if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
I'm hoping to finish this bottle of wine before I pass out, I don't want the remainder spilling on my white down comforter.
LOOK AT MY HAIR, DOES THIS LOOK LIKE THE HAIR OF A PERSON WHO HAS HER LIFE TOGETHER?
I was having the most awesome dream about onion rings and you hit me and told me to stop touching you...WTF?
I don't save the phone numbers of guys I don't like. That way it's a surprise when a random number texts me and tells me I have great tits.
Im just using you for your dick and your superb survival skills if needed.
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
I told her my cab was outside the club and that I had to go, but I think we both knew this wasn't going anywhere past the sloppy bathroom handjob.
I round house kicked her emotions in the face
You were mean to me and you broke my heart and hurt my feelings. You dont get to talk to me about Peter Dinklage
I know you saw me get knocked out after I stepped on that rake why did you leave me there
I was just thrown into the pool and now I'm surrounded by men... You would think this is the dream but I'm just confused
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