I asked him if he wanted to go to my place, he said i could go but he was gonna stay
i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
apparently i traded the tiffany necklace my mom bought me for 2 shots and next in line for beer pong at the frat.
So she just apologized to the fire extinguisher.
i just got drunk dialed and its 10am. clearly finals are over.
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
Well Im currently dressed up as batman raiding frat houses for booze
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
If you have shit your pants within the past two years, please take a seat.
Yeah I was thinking something along the lines of "I almost died, lets celebrate with sex. Come over"
Its official... I need to stop being so slutty.. the guy I had sex with on friday delivered my jimmy johns tonight.
One day soon I'll learn the difference between a good high and way too high. Today is not the day.
I saw the president of my women in business club at the bar last night...I was gonna thank her for teaching me the business skills to create my own fake to get in... then i decided not
But actually he solved 40% of my life problems just in one dicking
I tied him up for his boyfriend so he could get fisted... I'm the best roommate ever.
Wow. That's certainly more than I've ever done for a roommate.
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