So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Farted during a conference call.SBD. permeated the room people were gonna puke.noone could say anything or leave cus we were on the phone with clients. coworkers were outraged.how I still have a job is beyond me.
I feel as if I owe my bloodstream some tequila.
She didn't talk for 45 minutes. We finally convinced her to open her mouth. There was a flower in there.
We can't bring brittanys dog so we are getting high and getting in my bathtub I think it's pretty safe
broke the door off of my fridge tryin to have a indoor rodeo
I told him I'd go cook him breakfast, but ended up passing out on the kitchen floor in the fetal position spooning the dog
All hell broke loose. When the police showed up, this kid somehow haggled with a cop to let him pee in public. I'm convinced he could talk the panties off of a nun
I've taken a shot every five minutes for the past twenty. His valentines cupcakes are going to be a fucking delicious vodka induced mess. Thinking about putting vodka in this next batch. I'm the best girlfriend.
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
The Easter dress struggle is real
Yep. Just had to pull mine off to puke.
I guess the lesson here is that I shouldn't send nudes to elected officials.
I'm on the couch watching HGTV googling giant boob Halloween costumes so life is swell
god i just can't wait for finals to end so i can just masturbate all day and night
Too high to wash a dish but just high enough for a kitchen fire
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