Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
Just tried my new showerhead. Sex with Brian will never be the same.
I literally might walk of shame home on a cable car. If that doesn't scream San Francisco I don't know what does
God forbid we drive unregistered mopeds without license plates on a pedestrians only sidewalk without goggles while flipping off passing cars.
K, so let's go ahead and say that mcnugget and margarita Tuesday was a bad idea
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
You'd be proud! I didn't lose my id this time... It got confiscated
Finally smoked with my brothers, I feel like I just won gold at the Best Older Brother Ever Olympics
one of these days i'm gonna do a sparkly magical girl transformation into snoop dogg
Better safe and shitfaced than hungover and in need of another surgery.
Life update - currently drunk off my ass in the yoga room of SFO at 5:30 in the morning.
May he have a McRib induced stroke and lose the feeling in his tastebuds.
Eaten today: granola bar, pumpkin donut, and fritos. Oh, college nutrition.
She puked in the bed, peed in the closet, and woke up on a Rubbermaid in the closet under the stair case
I just don't know how to say "I want to have sex you with before you graduate" in a classy way
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