are you still at the devil's house?
hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
mom just told me i had to find a fake by next wednesday.
I just compared drinking to love. How do these people not know I'm an alcoholic?
Thanks for coming to the hospital with me, In return, I will buy you ecstasy.
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
Oh you know same old same old. just eating pizza after faking extreme night terrors to get a one night stand to leave my apartment
....I feel like you are deciding whether or not I'm good enough for you based on what I ordered from Chipotle.
Now that it's fall I have to prepare for the imminent arrival of ripped up sweatpants shoved into folded over sequined uggs
They're giving you narcotics aren't they?
If I offered to share would you come visit me?
He shit in the fireplace
Ya, It's probably because whenever I close my eyes I see a kitten playing a banjo.
Whats a little breast milk between friends?
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