i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
I don't know how much more of summer my liver can take.
Hurricane Earl: Get Blown party at my house friday! Byob: bring your own bitch/booze. Must have 80s blown hair style, kazoo/noise maker (vuvuzelas/airhorns are allowed), and/or bubble wands. \n
Why am I even shocked you're doing this....
the last thing i remember is ordering pitchers of white russians....
We listened to Rod Stewart Pandora and slow danced in the shower.
hungover at the ER to get half my contact removed from behind my eye. Not the start to the weekend I was hopin for
Hey, umm this is awkward but I want to apologize in case you find gum in your pubes. Not sure if I swallowed it or spit it out. It's all a blur.
I swear she lies about being allergic to gluten so she'll get all the jack and not have to drink shitty beer like the rest of us
The yoga party turned into an underwear party because we are all incompetent when it comes to tying bed sheets.
This has been a Party Success Story
Are you still going to come over for your post Alcoholics Anonymous beer?
Hey, dude, is Kevin still passed out on your porch?
Yeah. I'm gonna go leave a pitcher of bloody mary next to him in case he's still alive.
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
I hooked up with a guy named Quan.. I literally hit the Quan
A bitchslap is in order.
I'm not just straddling the line between love and hate, I'm dry humping the shit out of it
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