Di me a solid and hit me with your car.
So many bounce houses so little time
Just violated the laws of fuck-buddyship and talked to him about my personal life. I don't like it.
don't let me wipe my vag with a dirty leaf outside of mcdonalds ever again.
I only get commercials for vodka and Rogaine now. You're exactly right, Hulu. That's exactly right.
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
In that case, I'll try 2 find a date. But my options are AA friends or fuck buddies.
crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
I just watched in amazement as you had a full conversation about water temperature and bacteria with your pet goldfish.
One failed naked backward somersault off the bed and I realize - I either need to drink less or workout more. Perhaps both.
You meet the best people naked in a hot tub at 2 am.
Be there in 20. Want icecream?
sex. I want sex. I like where your heads at though.
School supplies are right next to the margarita mix at target. Its a sign
the good news is I finally used my captain america waffle maker to make captain america waffles
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