he's a bartender at a gay strip club. maybe he can work his magic. with getting u in, not gay magic.
whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
so this chick screams out the name doug is bed..not to later do i find out doug is her vibrator
hello competition
Just topless shotgunned a bud light alone. I am about to peer mentor the shit out of these freshmen.
i think maybe i'll just not watch it. i'd rather not think of you as a magical transforming set of dick holes.
I can feel his 12 year old sister"s eyes barreling into my soul everytime I'm at there house..some how she knows I'm cheating on her brother or she's mad cause I stole her shirt.
After he finished he proceeded to check my boobs for breast cancer.
These welts and bruises from letting gay boys whip my thighs last night are a clear indication i should lay off the tequila.
I WANT TO. I JUST IMAGINE HIS BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HEAD INBETWEEN MY LEGS AND I BREAK DOWN AND START CRYING.
DONT TALK SHIT ABOUT LUNCHABLES
He jizzed all over my ID badge. HR is gonna be pissed...
Woke up in a cemetery. Puked in front a funeral ceremony that was going on.
Question: have you ever spent your Tuesday evening helping your one-night-stand create a resume? Because I have...
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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