Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
i literally would have sex with every single person on this girls wall, but not her
If a man's penis is referred to as "the family jewels" does that make a woman's vagina a jewelry box?
Ever had blood in your semen? I am guessing that's a problem.
i'm traumatized. his orgasm face consisted of him looking like my dead grandfather and burping.
why didn't you tell me his penis tasted like oreos?
So should I finish watching Space Jam and then get head? Or get head while secretly watching Space Jam?
Worst part of blacking out... Waking up and having to do the teeth check
We laughed. We cried. We came everywhere.
Dude where are you? I've been here an hour and all I've done is get head from a random in the stairwell.
direct quote from andrew "you know i can't hear when i drink whiskey"
This guy is trying to get me to do some acrobatic gymnast shit just so he can see "my tight hole." I'm too big to be sweating in my own damn bed. Shittttt.
What guy invites over a booty call, gets all naked and then when the real fun begins and a condom is needed, claims to not have one? And wears socks THE entire time?
I know we were going to go hiking today, but I don’t think I can face reality until Wednesday
I dunno that I'd be trusting enough of junkyard tequila to drink it.
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