i was rollin on her like bob the builder
Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
The only thing I have to prove last night happened is a fireman's hat full of puke.
found some acid from a couple months ago while looking through christmas lights. Looks like santa came early this year.
We were playing flip cup on the nice dining room table. Losing team had to shamwow the table in between rounds
I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
he emptied an entire bag of goldfish onto the bed and rolled around yelling the theme to jaws trying to eat them
Pushiiing vjews 4 ma daz caik
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No idea. I woke up in the middle of the night to you drooling and gnawing on my arm. Then you rolled over, punched the air 4 times, then proceeded to talk about your hair in your sleep.
Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
I'm laying in the fetal position on the floor of my kitchen eating potato salad with my fingers. Please come over with some real food and keep me company.
I think your high point was when the quesadilla was in your mouth and you were screaming "I can't chew!" and the Taco Bell guy just kinda stared at you like he wanted to strangle.
Well I passed out before 4:20 on 4/20 so I deem it a failure AND a success.
Im shooting goldshlager and waxing my crotch
i just woke up in my dog's bed, on my parents floor, my outfit on backwards, and a bottle of lube poured down my pocket.
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