Will you still be my friend if I read and enjoyed Twilight?
No
Turns out I'm like the Wayne Gretzky of hiding cum. Who knew?
the weed was in a baggy that had little penguins on it. i am so excited you have no idea
She got a digital picture frame for her birthday. FINALLY - a place for me to sneak all those penis shots I've taken with my iPhone.
We established that I was in 5th grade when she was in her final year of grad school. Her daughter is also in 5th grade.
There was a cop outside the house so we just put the alcohol in this watermelon
Yelling at the starbucks lady to write Beyoncé on my cup
She went outside in nothing but her panties and came back inside 15 minutes later wearing a different pair of panties.
ted dressed as a cardinal led an expedition across campus. i felt like one of the 12 apostles.
nm just hungover. watching movies and roasting marshmallows in bed, over a candle to avoid life
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
I gave up great shower sex to be here so don't say I never did anything for our friendship.
She left you responsible for her guinea pig for what, 3 hours? And it somehow died under your care? I will no longer trust you with so much as a beer.
I was thrusting to the beat of Felix Navidad..
long story short, the bouquet was used as a sacrificial torch
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