I want to give you a handjob with my mouth.
i wokr up in ohio with no clothes. i think someone gave me ecstacy. can you come find me please it's cold.
ya know if you hadnt broke up with me, that porno we made wouldnt have a 3.3 rating on youporn right now...
Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
If I start taking birth control 8 days after we had sex do you think it'll stop the baby from being made?
yeah, we figured out that passing a joint between cars was a pretty bad idea
Are you absolutely against sleeping in your car? Because i've done that before.
I would like to apologize for my MANY attempts of trying to motor boat you.
I'm sorry i ruined our friendship with a boner
I can no longer play with you. I puked on my feet in the shower. I'm too old for this.
three of my fingers are bleeding and the only thing on my phone rn is a google search of 'Allison Janney'
i'm in a very strange mood rn i'm listening to bruno mars??? am i ok????
she crawled a good forty meters just to whisper in my ear... "dildon't"
I’m sorry I pressured you for dick pics.
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