god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
People in love make me want to vomit
eating taco bell the same day as formal = probably a bad idea
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
I'm soaked in champagne. I'm eating oatmeal from mcdonalds tonight was glorious
Peeing off the roof of a motel lighting a cigar with matches and speaking fluent spanish with a chilen exchange student...how do iget into these situations?
He would have to make magical things happen in my nether regions to actually make me vote republican.
Come over so we can have two person sex in this one person tent
Hooker in the library. I repeat, we have a hooker in the library. This is not a drill.
When the strippers start dancing to Christmas songs it's time to get the fuck out!
still not dressed at 5:00, jacking off watching men's figure skating and hoping my weird roommate doesn't walk in. anybody who says idk how to have fun is wrong
How the fuck can he download so much porn but not know how to find the Skype app?
Things that happen while I poop: I start dating someone
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
IT WAS A FUCKING ELEPHANT I SWESR!!!!!
Nathan, I haven't spoken to you in 12 years and it's 6am. Kindly fuck off.
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