I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
i can't wait to kiss dudes with my vampire teeth in.
watchout when you come home, dougs at the top of the stairs naked eating doritos
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
She said i saw her in the study room, waved, disappeared, came back with a coke from god knows where, and slurred "i have a drinking problem but i ate grits"
I've started bribing my dorm's security guard with cookies so that he doesn't tell all the boys i'm hooking up with about each other.
We are going to be Siegfried and Roy for Halloween and you are going to be the tiger.
If we go out with the 22/23 year olds we should make t a double date. I don't want to endure the judging looks of the public as I rob the cradle alone.
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
So I'm already mostly naked in a kind of bed but obviously too lazy to take my boots off. It's like January 1st is already here
At first it will make you think "how is this physically possible?" and then it will ruin an entire food group for you.
You planned on giving him head in the shower?
More like I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
location: under the moon. please find me. need ride home.
Is it still sex if there's no nudity, no orgasms, but the neighbors bang on the wall and ask you to stop? I've honestly forgotten.
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