google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
dude! the alphabet song and twinkle twinkle little star are like the same tune
what drug did you take to come to that conclusion??
youre totally missing out on eating your boogers right now. my entire face is numb
You seriously don't know?He was trying to arrest you and you were shouting that you were being punk'd. Punk'd? that show got cancelled like 5 years ago.
getting kicked in the face by someone doing a keg stand. just my luck
I am just pathetic enough to be sitting on the couch with my cat drinking absinthe and vodka watching moulin rouge. Hello, tuesday night.
If you were awake I would probably ride my bike over, fuck you like a god, leave you in the wonders of life, and bike home
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
WHY ARE THERE SO MANY BURPS IN MY SMALL, INCREDIBLY ATTRACTIVE BODY
you said "i met the love of my life tonight" and i said "me?" and you said "no, hummus"
I told my manager I was trying to conserve my energy for date night/Sexual Olympics later. That's legit for another break, right?
Hydrocodon makes you feel like a fairy made out of pudding
I AM GETTING LAID TONIGHT YES HAPPY DAY PRAISE JESUS ALMIGHTY IN HEAVEN DEAR GOD CHRIST YES DADDY YAAASSS
He said that we couldn't refer to each other as brother and sister anymore cuz we were in no way related and he would love nothing more than to get naked with me.
So on a scale of 1-10 how mad would you be if I sent you a picture from the inside of a strip club
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