Ok Hollywood, I get it. Megan Fox is hot. Now she is in a movie where she is so hot that dudes just fucking die. Great.
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
Girl next to me just said "as a guy I used to sweat but not I don't. it's awesome" Oh. My. God.
Umm you don't wanna know how many "I'm sorry for calling you last night" fb wallposts I just had to write...
Do you think she's aware of my deep hatred or should I set her hair on fire in her sleep?
How did you get the entire couch up on it's side and into the bathroom?
but then the words kidney pain and possible testicle shrinkage kept ringing in my head
they call him Oral-B. enough said
I would rather deep fry my own cock while it's still attached to me than have his life.
I swear some just paged for more cock rings over the intercom.
You're fucking beautiful as shit and we should have loving sex...
That guy was cool until he tried fighting that dude in the bow tie. I need better wingmen.
Its really hard to get off when the googly eyes on your vibrator stare into your soul..
Hey! Happy Birthday! Could you do me a favor and bring my underwear to the bar?
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
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