Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
I was doing the dishes wondering what was with all the tiny little cups, but then I remembered that some people drink things other than huge mixed drinks and big cups of water the next day.
Apparently someone switched my cash for monopoly money after midnight so I couldn't get any more drinks at the bar
Frats are adorable. They make mediocre guys think they're worth a shit.
...the American dream.
I found a fingernail in my vagina. A fingernail.
You were crying and singing wanted dead or alive while trying to eat cold soup, I think that pathetic is an understatement
YOU ARE TAKING ADVANTAGE OF MY INEBRIATED STATE
YOU ARE DRUNK AND USED AND SPELLED THE WORD "INEBRIATED" CORRECTLY. I AM TAKING ADVANTAGE OF NOTHING.
I CAN'T HELP THAT I'M MULTITALENTED YA FUCKER
It's like your nipple is comforting my nipple.
Dude, we tried to feed you but you just started sobbing and ran away
I hate drunk me more than anyone else in this world
HAPPY AIDS-LESS FOURTH OF JULY YOU HEALTHY FUCK
I just want to go home and eat bagel bites in my underwear
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
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