he asked me to marry him on one of those scrolling message belt buckels.... what now?
making an appointment with student health services to check out my pinkeye on 4/20. they are going to thing this is such a joke
you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
He came on my chin and called me cumbledore. i give up.
Yeah things got weird. You ate an entire bag of hotdog buns, then tried to catch a tree on fire with a candle.
Check Facebook. Random dude tagged us in photos from last night dancing at Denny's while eating a sampler platter. 1. How does he have our names, and 2. You said we ate at Tbell.
I get hit on by the prison guards every time i go to see him. Seriously.
I'm on this new diet called "I have 10$ till next Friday, I have rice
Welcome to a new world. May the gods of weed smile upon you as you embark on exploring this new dimension.
I'm definitely not at Wal-Mart eating jalapeno poppers with an elevated blood alcohol content
I think it's important to not involve Bar Food in any near future decisions.
Drunk me also decided it would be funny to change all the passwords on my computer last night. Now I can't log into anything.
At one point she put on my dads pants and yelled after him EMILIOOOO! Dude, my dads name is Mark.
Either it didn’t do much damage or I’ve lost all feeling in my asshole
Well I thought I saw everything and then I saw Christmas themed poop bags at Petco.
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