She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
in jail i did the beyonce ass shake for the police officers & called Sally from my collect phone in my cell & started singing "im in JAAAIL IM IN JAAAIL",
Defrosting my mini wheats in the microwave was a bad choice
I'm high, and her 2,100 tagged pictures annoy me even MORE. I wish it had a google searchbar so I could type in "cleavage pics" to get to the point.
idk if you're aware of this...but we could potentially have the greatest hate sex...ever.
i'm glad we've gotten to the point in our relationship where I can eat peach rings off your penis.
This morning is cloudy with a high chance of vomiting all over the dentist. Stay tuned for further updates.
Just realized that St. Patty's is on a Saturday this year in case you were interested in coming to New York and redefining bender with me.
Hahaha it was a great moment in my life. This must be what post child birth feels like, given you don't get a combined asshole/ vagina
If you can't drink with the big boys, give up your beer and go back to the playpen
Your boobs stole my birthday thunder!
She has that type of face she reminds me of that weird girl from napoleon dynamite only taller and with hoop earrings.
Florida is balancing how much this place sucks with how many vodkas you can have to cope in order to still be allowed on the plane to leave
the last thing is remember is that strange guy in the leotard...i woke up in my bed, naked, with a half eaten grilled cheese on my nightstand, a six pack in the fridge, a new pack of cigarettes on my pillow and coke in my purse. apparently i bought some drugs, shopped and cooked. typical.
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
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