sorry i'm running a bit late. had to shave my brittney...was looking more like rapunzel. clearly i've been having a drought.
Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
When your really high you cant order into a clowns mouth
I'm hiding behind a bush in mens clothing next to a ducks crossing sign. There are joggers. Please hurry.
day 8: i just gave goat a piece of pineapple soaked in rum. as an animal science major, im ashamed. as a normal person, it was awesome.
I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
And I was slip and sliding my life away on a giant tarp with tons of soap and bitches. Priorities man, priorities.
If after tonight I can still walk on my own, take me to another bar.
Every man needs a table where they can sit and reflect on the successful penile conquests of the day.
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
I lost the back to your old name tag last night in a girls shirt. It got me a view of some titties though, I guess in some way you're still doing your brotherly deeds
Is this really the life I've chosen for myself?
I'm just sitting here drunk and eating peas because my life sucks
If you recall, I made a Zoolander reference almost immediately after you pulled out of me the first time we had sex.
STAY IN YOUR APARTMENT. DONT GO TO SAFEWAY TO BUY CONDOMS. DONT GO TO THE VAN.
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