She was kinda tragic... like a puppy that runs into things. Cute but really stupid. So, yeah, I hit it.
I know its only noon but, Im too drunk to hold this baby...
i noticed he has a cardboard window on his car and he told me he locked his keys in his car and had to break in...this only makes him more appealing
Also, I don't remember opening my gifts from my family. It was cool when I woke up with a new ihome.
I'd be there a lot sooner if these damn stairs would stop moving.
I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
Today is a wonderful day to be mildly hungover
new district manager is here. you need to come in early
5th mimosa says otherwise
he'll always be the guy that i fucked on the bathroom floor
Well I either feel like the fat girl or very accomplished because his bed is now broken in three places
How do you nicely stand up a date that you're skipping for a 3sum
my grocery list today consisted of condoms. and butter.
umm... whats the butter for?
I woke up and saw that my last google search was "Bacon neck".
I'm not sure of this happened or if it was just a dream... But I vividly remember you walking down the street naked?
No actually I had socks on...
I got a pots and pans set and a vibrator. Merry Crisis.
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