Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
At least we don't have one night stands
True that. We sink our claws in our men.
Just saw my neighbor passed out in his front yard, leg stretching into the road. Full beer in his hand.
okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
looks like were buying each other an abortion for our one year present...
I just dropped macaroni right down my cleavage. For the sake of our future, I'm really banking on this being a turn on for you.
looking at that huge scar on my leg from when i got drunk at 9 AM and walked into a grill. so excited for football season to start again!
my sober ride is dancing w/ a fat girl. i might be awhile
he just sent me a picture of his penis sticking through a piece of paper that he had drawn a stick figure with tits on it that said "you"
You blackout rapped the entire DMX song Party Up last night at karaoke without looking at the screen. Then you Tebowed on stage, hugged a black guy, puked in a garbage can, then left. You deserve a medal.
We went to Olive Garden so high we didn't talk and managed to be awkward enough for the waiter to ask if it was our first date
You have a long distance relationship and I have a long distance snapchat sexting buddy. If that doesn't describe who we are as people then I don't know what does.
I woke up and there was a mans ass as my screensaver...
whatever bro. i had ice cream and whiskey for breakfast and its noon. this is the second worst christmas ever.
I AHVE A WINE BUCKETTTTTTT
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