does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
I'm in that akward stage between jailbait and cougar
ugh. people who use coupons make me wanna punch a baby.
I will give you a bj if you get me food. NOT A JOKE. FREE BJ.
we hooked up on one of my student's desks last night...i can't decide if i'm ashamed or massively proud of myself
dude you teach first grade wtf
Tell me the dirtiest joke you know
Sarah Palin
god, I love you
Listening to her yell about my drinking problem is not helping my hangover.
she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
We had sex after spending two hours in the drunk tank. It was really deep and meaningful
I'm with Tony. He said he volunteers his ball sack for waxing but you will have to wait a few weeks. It is a freshly shaved sack. I guess he thought he was gonna get lucky. Wtf?
Smooth sack
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
Yeah, last night in the parking lot was hot. I'm sure whoever has the surveillance tapes thinks so too.
cake and sex. what better combination is there.
All my friends are going on vacations with their boyfriends while I’m over here in court trying to get a restraining order against my ex....
I don't actually like you. I just want to hook up with you.
I'm fine with that
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