i kno its fucked up..but id rather sleep it off than seek medical attention right now
He fucking owes me dinner after I gave him head under the deck behind the bar.
Just registered some guy for opium withdrawals. WTF opium withdrawals, who does opium anymore.
I'm terrified to sleep next to her. Of course the sex will be fuckng awesome.
He's Hawaiian. Thank god it wasnt a real American
Just sucked my third dick in the past twelve hours. I must want AIDS.
You sucked on the drag queens heel. It got that rough.
Getting up is taking longer than anticipated. Alcoholic fish bowls have made getting out of bed a multitstep process.
Okay. So my choices are the sleeping Guy who looks about twelve and a man that looks like he was the original sandman. Im gonna need a beer for this......
Oh shit. The hangover. It has taken 20 mins and 5 attempts to tie my shoelaces
But wait then while giving his drive thru order he goes in mid sentence, "Hey baby it's Travis remember me?"
facebook is just a cold reminder of all the times other bitches won my hookups
I've woke up with the same hoodie on backwards, twice this week. I think that's a record
According to the boxer briefs I found on the couch when I got home, I take it your date went well??
Did we do drunk science last night? There's tequila in the test tubes...
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