im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
hanging on that rope, lady gaga looks exactly like a used tampon
all i know is that if they can hide that much blood in her outfit, they definitely could have hid a penis
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
Friends don't let friends talk to people who live in Orlando. Sorry I've failed you.
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
then out of nowhere we heard a voice yell "Fuck that pussy!"
You only ask me to come over when your gf is gone, and thats usually at midnight to cook chicken salad and watch you pass out
Almost bit the guy's hand who sits in front of me because he was stretching. That. Bored.
I saw it and almost just was like "Ice breaker: your penis is massive" but I didn't.
DOUBLE NIPPLE PIERCINGS ARE HORRIFYING
she and her cat are both sick as fuck so they just sat there looking at each other with her nose dripping on the cat's. both out of fucks
Well sure, my hetero side is thrilled, but my gay side is soooo judging
I'm highly inebriated watching star wars, this text was sent via the force
I mean she did throw a tantrum because you wouldn't let her suck your dick
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