She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
K, im just throwing this out there, i am not making out with any of his friends... Especially the cross eyed one.
ugh, i have officially sinned in all of my cute clothes. i can't even wear any of them without feeling regret.
Walk of Shame. In a state park.
All I heard was "I swear it'll be funny" and then we were in jail.
Sorry for drunk singing "love hurts" to you at 3 am.
Dude your neighbors are having a garage sale. They were judging me as I walk of shamed back to my car.
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
I made a blanket fort and am drinking Gatorade and eating donuts watching 500 days of summer. I can't keep spending my saturdays like this.
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
I am pretty sure we beat baby seals over the head in a past life. That is why we are being punished.
If by "Are you high?" u mean "Did you just pass out at Genghis Grill walking to your table and falceplant?" the answer is yes.
There should be a Doritos delivery van or something.
Damn it. If you ever throw me again, take video.
Get over your kidney infection all ready. You have been sober for too long.
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