Keeping hand sanitizer and lube in the same drawer in the same size bottle = awful idea
nah, its part of my diet to keep track of the servings of everything i put into my body
how many servings is brandon's dick?
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
my life trainwreck boards at 9:30
Just had a handjob preempted by a huge bolt of static electricity leaping from her fingertip to my sack. I hate this time of year.
since i'm not going, you must continue my tradition of flashing every person there.
I'm allowed to be upset. I've never had that many fingers in my ass
Her idea of kinky involved a tazer
wtf?
I'm going back tonight
He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
A true beacon of hope in these dark times
Yelling back at the people on Jerry springer through the TV, and eventually punching it. Failure of a night.
I don't think people appreciate how hard it is to fuck in a portapotty. Sarah and I had train for that shit.
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
I just accepted my offer to work as a camp counselor over the phone between shots of Fireball. This is going well for me so far.
I don't know what song to play at my bong's funeral!
Remind me to do laundry tomorrow so i have something decent to take off when i get laid.
Randomize
