so all night Ive been that girl with her tits out @ the bar. I mean I dropped jaws, yo. But in a classy way.
you were so high you were expressing yourself in action figures
Fuck you. You would only tell me how to get to your house in Spanish.
I don't even know. I woke up in the bathtub with no shirt, covered in towels holding what appeared to be vanillia pudding mixed with captain morgan.
It was just a reflex. BOOM I kicked her in the face
She looked up at the menu and yelled this is my absolute favorite literacy
That idiot. I'll see him on campus and he'll try and touch me like we're friends or some shit. 1.you're ugly 2. You dropped the blunt in the pool
But break dance skills will only take you so far
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
"I made out with someone too, but then he tried to fuck and I played dead"
So for St Paddys day I colored my junk green and got a little hat for him....wanna see it before I sober up....
all I got out of honors convocation is I've hooked up with a lot of smart guys
I made out with a 40 year old and told her we were dating then got kicked out of a gay bar. This is the day I stop drinking.
I asked him if we could have sex sometime and he sent me a three page long text about his feelings for me. that's the only possible situation I've ever run into where a "k" response would have been more appropriate.
No. I don't like you. I like your penis. Chin up. At least I like part of you.
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