I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
Someone said we're out of ice. You collapsed on the spot and started sobbing, saying 'but where will all the polar bears live". That drunk.
I made him drop me off at the wrong house waited for him to leave and crawled through several fences so he couldnt stalk me. How was your night?
I should have known I was in trouble when you started pouring shots all over me
8:30 every morning in the third floor bathroom we fuck in the handicap stall. You have your morning workout and I have mine.
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
The things happening in my intestines right now should only ever happen at truck stops and frat houses.
Dan I was a mess I made out with a 40 yr old who gave me a wad of cash for Christmas. Like wtf
Did you really just call a picture of your erect penis art?
Last thing I remember was a hand in the pants. Then I woke up next to a full beer and a McDouble, which I promptly had for breakfast.
You know i love you, but i just cannot fuck you until your eyebrow grows back. It's too hard not to laugh.
Too much dab too little lung dying šµšµšµ
You're lucky I'm holding your vagina in my best interests
Makes hanging out interesting when she lights you on fire just to roll ontop of you to 'put you out'.
Just confirming I will be washing my asshole at your house at approximately 2:45 tomorrow afternoon.
The strangest confirmation message ever sent.
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