if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
You lit the bowl with a rolled up paper towel that you ignited on the stove.
This is worse that I thought. He's playing violin for me.
Sometimes I wonder how you ever made friends then I remember it's because you blew your way to semi-relevance
the kid throwing up and laying face down on the deck just asked ME if I'M okay...
Well duh, alcohol and getting fucked up are the world's common languages.
i was drinking at the bar last night with a guy with no bottom teeth, wearing zubas and a polka dotted hat. if that isn't the definition of wisconsin, i dont know what is
Side note... I would pay good money to have witnessed the reaction of onlookers as I sprinted down Armtiage with a 15 lb bag of peanuts under my arm
If you quit, you're not going to stick to our game plan of dead by 40. I will not be in the titty bar nursing home without you damning
Damnit.
I really don't think there's anything more liberating than farting.in a loud bar where no one.can.hear you
If its possible to have a hickey on your nipple, I have one. Thank you.
Remember how we use to say "this will be the year I'll get my shit together!" And like we stopped doing that because we know that isn't happening anytime soon.
All I know is that I got to have an orgasm yesterday during sex so nobody can put a damper on my day, NOBODYYYYYY
He's gonna turn my vagina into the Sahara desert
You know the rule about how you feel bad for getting food and not offering other people you're around, does that apply when you eat burger king at a strip club?
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