Forget about socially acceptable. Make me happy instead
he told her to call him "Frog Legs" and she still fucked him and not you.
I think a 5 ft pyramid of jello shots in honor of the egyptians is in order
Should we pre-order food to the ER for cinco de mayo?
When the cop tells you to leave the pool, does that mean you have to put your bathing suit back on too?
Btw... when someone is licking your balls, "yeah... that's not the worst thing in the world" is not an appropriate compliment/thank you.
Welp, I can cross "making out with a guy in a dress" off my bucket list...
Hooked up with a guy resembling a bearded Cher. I need the lenses on my beer goggles fixed. Pronto.
Did we smoke in a portapotty last night? And if so, do you think the brown stuff covering my body is actually dirt?
I just came so hard my hamstring felt like it was going to tear. I am also now a screamer
If you sleep with him I will stab you int the uterus with a pitchfork.
Prepare the pitchfork.
Is it ok that I asked him half way through sex why he hadn't accepted my friend request yet?
I'm at a Tim Horton's and two girls just came in handcuffed to eachother
Don’t eat the Doritos. Jeff was eating them while he was watching porn
Try sleeping with him.
Why is it that all my gay friends have that solution...
Cuz you will have an answer or have sex.
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